Under The Weather

Under The Weather

22. Graphic Design student. Video gamer. Coffee lover. Kitten Cuddler. Zombie Slayer. Super Hero Enthusiast. Wizard in Training. Pillow Fort Engineer. Lover of all things Nerdy.

Books. Music. Lazy Days. A good laugh, and sugary treats. These are a few of my favorite things.

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

allofthefeelings:

pheebadohdoh:

rewritingtheempire:

finally-breathing:

nonsensicalnoelle:

oscarwildeis-dead:

frosty-the-vegan:

tribecalledself:

Take note: Different forms of intimacy. 

I would feel so bad washing this off, holy shit

You could take a bath afterward with the artist and they can wash it off for you so you don’t feel responsible for their work. But also, it could teach the same kind of patience and concept that nothing lasts forever, similarly to the Tibetan Buddhist sand mandala tradition. And it could be just another step in your process of intimacy. Just a thought. 

I want to paint on someone holy shit.

Babe: You’re obligated to do this now. 

man, would love to have the type of friendship with people where we could all sit around topless, babes and dudes, and just paint on each other, and drink a little and laugh a lot

bolding last comment since not everything that looks intimate doesn’t really have to be

I think this is one of those times where it might be awesome to differentiate between “intimate” and “erotic”?

It can be totally intimate and still completely platonic. Human realtionships can be wonderful like that.

vinegod:

Penis Game! by Cam Glass

Can someone make Elsa the Winter Solider? I think this would be awesome and my drawing skills are nonexistent.

thewendy-bird:

Can’t take this two anywhere…

starwars:

See how Hera takes care of business in this new preview clip that aired during today’s WonderCon panel.

tom-mess:

your-brother-the-demi-god:

stevegoshdarnrogers:

mmtion:

themjolniir:

moffat might like to throw people off rooftops but marvel likes to have people watch a person they love fall to their death

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its quite rude

Okay but of all those three, name one that doesn’t just come back slightly angrier

slightly??

do you
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call this

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slightly angrier

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we have to wonder what must’ve happened in that hole while they were falling, some sort of badass water sprayed on them or stm

commandersaaku:

theamazingkid:

click here to watch live sharks

you’re welcome

hdjfhdskjfskdfhjsdkf

sharks

<3

xybutt:

tibets:

tibets:

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

i have truly posted some things online

to the windowto the wallsto the corner dick and balls

xybutt:

tibets:

tibets:

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

i have truly posted some things online

to the window
to the walls
to the corner dick and balls

omeglemyitaly:

sanityisforthesane:

 #COME PATRIOTIC CAPTAIN #I SHALL TEACH YOU THE DANCE OF MY PEOPLE #AND WE SHALL FEAST AND JEST MERRILY #thor i think i broke a rib can this wait #NAY

#NAY

hullodearie:

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